dead, because: preach
BUT WHERE IS PBR??? Surely it’s a freaken tweet winner — or maybe we’d have to examine IG for that data.
always always always reblog.
such an important lesson for children and adults alike.
If The Onion makes you the poster girl for your website’s problems, might as well fess up to it.
Hank and Marie react to Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance (idea credit).
The definitive GIF set of August 25th, 2013.
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!"